Wandering across the internet one day, I met up with an interesting tattoo that makes its home on Angelina Jolie's arm. This little beauty lists the latitude and longitude of the exact spot(s) where each of her children came into the world and takes a quasi-successful stab at covering the old "Billy Bob" tattoo she attempted to remove several years ago. (As you can see, a few vestiges are left...)
Is it evil of me to suggest (facetiously, mind you) that her desire to adopt more children may be influenced by an equally compelling desire to completely cover the still visible remains of that first, unfortunate tattoo? Looks like she will need at least four more kids to get the job done.
I know. It IS evil of me. Mean-spirited, at least. Patently unfair. And no doubt incorrect. But I had to go there anyway, because the notion amused me.