I guess you could say it all started off
Like any other night with Santa would.
(Electric razor-riding Santa, that is.)
With a few elves painting Christmas stockings
And a wicked game of Guitar Hero.
(Mrs. Santa, aka yours truly, likes to play Guitar Hero, too.)
Fun and great food were enjoyed by all.
(Thanks, Susan, Mark, & the Activities Committee!)
And the assorted company of 70+ killed 3 hams.
(These two almost killed themselves,
trying to ride double on Santa's scooter.)
While Santa about killed himself trying
To get his picture taken
With every single person in his singles ward.
I think he may have succeeded, too!
(Josh has the evidence.)
In the end, the old boy probably got what he deserves.
(A Hawaiian punch, I believe it's called...)
But that's okay. He was pretty thirsty...
And unusually docile after all the revelry.
By the way, who sez them cultural halls iz hard to decorate?