Saturday, August 13, 2011

As If


Gotta get ready for the wedding, and the internet's been down all morning, but I had to cruise by quickly and play Saturday Centus with y'all. Today Jenny's allowing 50 words plus the prompt, and I almost made it! (Sorry, five words over and don't have time to edit or I'll be late to the big event.) I promise to hit the word count right next week.

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As If

No ridicule allowed???
What cloud
have you been living under?
Your antics make me
laugh out loud.
Let no man put asunder
your penchant for amusing me
with blunder after blunder.

It’s oh-so-true.
Without you,
I’d be blue as blue can be.
All jokes must have
a butt, my friend.
(And you’re the butt for me!)

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25 comments:

LeAnn said...

Very cute poem; and I as always you are a favorite.
Keep on enjoying those moments!
Hugs to you!

karen said...

Are you talking to me? Given my last post, I wouldn't be surprised... but glad to oblige. I love friends, spouse, children, ANYONE who can make me laugh too.

cj Schlottman said...

Sue, You never fail to entertain. This is too good! Hope the wedding went off flawlessly.

Namaste..........cj

Karen S. said...

Oh what a darling poem, and even before the great circus music begins to play I had to laugh out loud!

Gems said...

Excellent poem...I know that 'song' too but can't place it...where is it from? Gotta follow you,

Gems xxx

Christine said...

terrific, made me laugh

Cheryl said...

Awww, that was sweet, Sue.

Have a great time at the wedding! Give your mom a hug for me.

5thsister said...

"And you're the butt for me!"

Love it!

Funny one, Sue!

Judie said...

Sue, you never cease to amaze me! You can write anything!!!!

Nonna Beach said...

LOL and outstanding Sue !

Enjoyable, sweet and a hilarious punch line to this amazing poem...standing ovation !

Ames said...

How can you just pop out this stuff? I am astonished at how you can write a poem with as little as three words.~Ames

Jo said...

yeah ... how do you just come up with this stuff ... there is some amazing stuff going on in that brain of yours.

BECKY said...

LOL! Love your writing, Sue!

jeff campbell said...

This is way cool Sue...Peace and blessings

Daydreamertoo said...

LOL

Glad someone makes you laugh like that, it's a wonderful thing to share, isn't it~!

Barbara Rosenzweig said...

Made me smile!

Thanks for visiting my Secluded Lake!

Brian Miller said...

haha...i think that is a term of endearment...smiles...the butt for me...lol. hope you are having a great time!

Jenny said...

Your music came on at the perfect time! What a happy, fun link!

I was 1 word over, too. I'll tell just so you don't feel bad - ha!

Hope your wedding is grand.

Thanks for the smile!

Tgoette said...

Fantastic job as usual, Sue! A very sweet poem. Hope you had fun at the wedding! Thanks for the smiles!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

The musical accompaniment just completes the story!

Great job! Keep up the teasing!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Well done. There may be no greater talent than the ability to make others laugh. laurie

gautami tripathy said...

Wonderful Centus!

hinder the tremors

PⒿ @ $ € € ₦$ ₣®0₥... said...

A smashing ending, my friend!! I laughed out loud.

Grandma Honey said...

Crazy. :)
Thanks for the smile this morning.

Amy said...

Haha! That is so funny! I always love your poems. You really have a wonderful wit, Sue!

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