Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Doctors Weigh In on the Healthcare Scare


If you are following the debate about health care, you might find the AMA views below interesting:

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new healthcare package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists, conversely, thought the whole idea was a gas, and those softy Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a-****s in Washington.

(Sorry, had to censor the last line.)

A big thanks to my stepdad for sending me this little gem.

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9 comments:

jen said...

Gem it is, my friend!

Jess said...

SO so funny. I read it to my mom, and she had a good laugh. It really is a gem!

KC Mom said...

Ha!! Now you're talking a language I can understand on health care!! :)

karen said...

I passed it around the office and to my reps. They loved it and are passing it on to some of their docs!

Amy said...

Hilarious! My mother even loved it!

Joyful Noise said...

Beautiful! I am sending this one on to all my children.

Heather Anderson said...

MAd e me laugh and I needed a good laugh!

Momza said...

funny funny!
Thank you for your kind comment today on my post.

Karen said...

So funny! I think I agree!

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