Send flowers. It's my birthday.
I'm sixty years, all told.
Some call me wise and wonderful,
but I just call me old.
The wrinkles that once graced my brow
are marching down, by threes.
Confined to brow, they charmed me...
but en masse, they're enemies.
(And things I should not mention here
are dropping to my knees.)
And yet, I'm stoic as can be,
And yet, I'm stoic as can be,
though hair escapes my head.
Some follicles I have are frail,
while others are quite dead.
What's more, "dark blond" has turned "bright white."
(Does that give me age cred?)
If so, I'm credible indeed.
But what a price to pay!
I'm sixty and I know it.
(My hips tell me every day.)
They still move when I get my groove on,
but they creak! Oy vey.
So step right up; let's party down.