Between Heaven and Hell, 1989 by Jacek Yerka |
©2013 Susan Noyes Anderson
My kitchen is perched between heaven and hell,
but it leans in the latter direction.
The dishes I'm cooking are don't ask, don't tell
with abstaining the only protection.
The oven yawns open, though it's on the blink,
as it waits for my latest disaster.
I ought to just chuck the whole thing in the sink
and dispose of the mess that much faster.
But no, I must bake it. The urge is that strong.
Can food go from infern- to supernal?
I'll add Pepto Bismol for luck (am I wrong?)
with a sprinkle of hope springs eternal.
Others, of course, were not so lucky...
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24 comments:
Yikes! Thanks for the invitation, but I think I'll be busy...
LOL! This is sooooo me. I need it set to music and it could be my theme song!
Haha -- somehow I don't think it's that bad. Love that kitchen photo. ;)
add pepto..hahaha...oh my you gave me a tickle...hey if you got the itch you got to scratch it...but do i really have to eat it? smiles.
hah! love it!!!
Superb, Sue - I'm still laughing!
Too funny! oh, i love that last line;0;0!!
Aws hahaha cool! Love it!
Love the kitchen photo, too.
Love it. Thanks for the laugh.
Love the kitchen photo and great poem and post for Y
Is that a warning???? I'll take it as such! Of course, with poetry like yours there's food for the soul and that really ought to be enough!
Haha! So funny. I love that photo. And the pepto bit... well, I am not sure it would work if it were baked into something. :)
So Food Network isn't going to film you on a cooking show? Wait, there's that one called "worse cooks in America"..come on, you are just kidding right? Hello?
Love it!
LOL, a very fun poem. Adding the pepto was a good one. Loved this and I am smiling...........
Blessings and hugs!
Ahahahahahahaha! Brilliant!
This is so cute, Sue. I'll have to share it with my daughters. For years we joked that the smoke alarm was our dinner bell...this fits right in!
Ha! sounds a bit like my cooking adventures! I looked up Yerka -- his paintings are fantastic!
What a fun post, love it.
Haha! You really do know how to make me laugh and laugh!
HA! This is really funny, Sue. You are probably an excellent cook.
All I know is that I didn't die when I was there. But then again...you didn't cook, did you? Very clever, Miss Sue! Even if you don't like to cook, your hospitality is the BEST!
I take it cooking is not your favorite thing. Your Mom sure has some good recipes!
Yahoo!
Sue and her magic pen write again!
This was fabulous!
And, hey, if I didn't actually have to cook it there's nothing a lot of salt and pepper and possibly tabasco wouldn't cure!
Thanks for the smile!
A+++++
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