©2015 Susan Noyes Anderson
Unfair I may be, but I'm not
quite certain of that fact.
It's hard to be objective when
you judge the way I act.
I hurt your feelings, so you say,
but do you care for mine?
Your constant criticism leaves me
feeling less than fine.
You tell me I don't like you much.
I'd say the same for you.
If this is liking me, I wonder
what dislike would do.
In honesty, I must admit
my attitude needs work.
I'll like you a lot more when
you're a lot less of a jerk.
In other words, your attitude
could use some labor, too.
Am I the chicken or the egg?
Who hatched this: me or you?
I'm sure we won't agree on that.
I guess we're in a pickle.
You think I suck. I think you suck.