Saturday, September 1, 2012
Today we're back to normal for Saturday Centus, with a bona fide prompt and everything! (Thanks, Jenny.) I'm in a pretty big rush today because my granddaughter is being baptized, so I was glad to see a prompt (below, in red) that speaks to my very soul.
Are you ready for some football?
Are you ready for some fun?
Are you ready for the season
when no work at all gets done?
Then hollah back. It's touchdown time!
Just grit your teeth and punt.
Get used to couch potato husbands
yelling "Down in front!"
Say farewell now to male attention
and to emptied trash.
Don't try to catch your guy's eye...
It's on pigskin, downs, and dash.
Give up for now on well-mowed lawns
and clean garages, too.
Keep smiling, girl, the GAME is on.