Thursday, May 31, 2012

Birthday Bulletin: 60 and Counting!



Send flowers. It's my birthday.

I'm sixty years, all told.

Some call me wise and wonderful,

but I just call me old.



The wrinkles that once graced my brow

are marching down, by threes.

Confined to brow, they charmed me...

but en masse, they're enemies.

(And things I should not mention here

are dropping to my knees.)




And yet, I'm stoic as can be,

though hair escapes my head.

Some follicles I have are frail,

while others are quite dead.

What's more, "dark blond" has turned "bright white."

(Does that give me age cred?)




If so, I'm credible indeed.

But what a price to pay!

I'm sixty and I know it.

(My hips tell me every day.)

They still move when I get my groove on,

but they creak! Oy vey.



So step right up; let's party down.

(I'm old, not DOA!)


©2012 Susan Noyes Anderson


;)


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44 comments:

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have som fun plans!

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  2. Head to the beach! That is where I found my "happy place" this past week! ( http://now-and-laters.blogspot.com/2012/05/pensacola.html )

    I LOVE your poem! And your music selections are also fantastic! You are a WONDERFUL writer and I LOVE following your life and blog!

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  3. Oh, and Have a Happy Birthday! And I really do hope you go to the beach!

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  4. I see this hook, but I'm NOT biting.

    You are one of the most wonderful people I know...60 or not!

    Happy Birthday Beautiful lady!

    Thanks for the smile...but I know for a fact you are writing about someone else!

    Hugs and hugs and A++++++

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  5. Happy birthday my friend. Just following the instructions in your cute poem... be sure to check your doorstep before the day is over!! :)

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  6. Sue This was the best poe ever! I laughed a couple of times. Unfortunately at almost 45 I was relating Waaaay too much : ) Happy Birthday Dear Sue!
    Dana

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  7. Happy Birthday, love love love the poem and just the right way to express the 'age' factor with humor!

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  8. So I am hesitant to say happy birthday because this is an alphabe Thursday post. But then if I don't I will seem like a jerk who doesn't wish you a happy birthday. Besides, there is no way you are 60. You look way too young for that. So I will compromise and wish you a happy day, birthday or not!

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  9. Happy happy birthday to a beautiful lady! (I'm sure you woke up beautiful on your big day, right? Never mind - you'll never admit it - I'll have to ask Dave.) It's all about what's inside, dear - we're all on a slippery slope on the outside! But our nearest and dearest somehow always think we're just as beautiful as ever. We should listen to them. Often.
    Happy Day!!

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  10. What would we do without Maxine! She knows just the right way to express what we are thinking! Great Letter B Post and I hope you have a very Happy Birthday! Sixty is Nifty!!! I think Maxine would agree!!!

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  11. Yes, it really is my birthday.
    And yes, I really am 60!

    =D

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  12. ps. yes I did! You deserve them. Plus...I was just following your instructions...it does say send flowers! And to answer your question...2nd counselor in RS. Busy busy busy... but good.

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  13. You make 60 look FUN!!! Happy Birthday, Sue!!!

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  14. "I'm old not DOA" .... love that line!!!
    Happy Birthday to you!!!

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  15. Happy birthday Sue!

    I am only a year behind you so I'll be singing the same song next year. Your "60" rhyme was hysterical! :)

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  16. Happy birthday, Sue! I would love to be 60 again! But more than that, I would love to have your talent with words!!!

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  17. 60..it's the new "AWESOME!" Happy Birthday Sue...I'm right on your tail..well, next year anyway! Great poem, I might have to borrow it in Feb...

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  18. My dear Sue,
    As along as you are healthy and happy...you are YOUNG. Many more days of fun and blogging. Thanks for sharing my friend.

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  19. Oh Sue, I hope you have an excellent 61st year. You are young at heart and it so seems we are all getting a day older at each sunset. CRAZY!
    I'm wondering if I can link your poem for a post I'm planning in a couple days. Very timely.

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  20. Happy Birthday my dear friend Sue!

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  21. Oh, and I can relate TOO well to your poem today.

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  22. Happy Birthday. Hope you had a great day. You don't seem that old to me.

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  23. Happy Birthday, young girl ! and welcome to the club ! I celebrated this birthday nearly 9 years ago !
    It's not the numbers of years which counts but your mind ! Some are already old with 30, lol !

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  24. haha this was fun...i would like to think you are wine-ing well and just getting better with age you know...smiles....happy birthday sue!

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  25. Happy Birthday! I love your sense of humor in this poem.

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  26. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUE!!!!

    I know I'm a day late but I hope your day was great!! (See, I'm kind of a poet too!) ;)

    I loved your poem. AND, I hope I'm just like you when I'm 60. You are all kinds of awesome.

    Love, Caroline

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  27. Sue you teenager you! Happy Birthday! I L O V E this poem! I am flattered you wrote it aobut me! LOL! You are talented and so very young! Loved this sweet share! Happy weekend to you! Hugs Anne

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  28. Has your get up and go done got up and gone? :0 Happy Birthday Sue!~Ames

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  29. Happy Birthday! I love your poem, and I can sooo relate :)
    Blessings,
    Marcia

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  30. Oh, Sue! I am SO glad I happened to see your blog tonight....or, make that this morning. It's now a little after midnight here! Happy Fabulous Birthday!! I'm aggravated that I should've known about your birthday. I'm sure I read about it last year, and meant to add it to the names in my birthday book... "meant to" are BIG words lately for me! I am right behind ya, you youngster you!! And you know I LOVE Maxine!! Hey...you know that 60 is the new 40, right?! So true!! Hugs xoxo

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  31. Yay! Happy Birthday! This post is so fun! I jut had a birthday, too. I hope you are still celebrating. :)

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  32. Happy Birthday!! What a delightful poem... I can certainly empathize. Two more years and your choice of music will become my theme song.
    Thanks for so many enjoyable blogs.

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  33. The last few days have been so hectic for me, I haven't even been on the computer, so am late in reading your birthday blog.

    It was so fun reading your poem, very very clever. I also enjoyed reading all your comments. Most of us can relate. My sixtieth birthday seems sooooo long ago, but I can remember how it felt at the time. It is definitely a big milestone, just as my 85th was. Do you realize I was just 25 when you were born? Oh my gosh, that seems like forever ago.

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  34. Happy Birthday! I hope that you have a wonderful day, a wonderful healthy year and a wonderful, healthy productive and happy decade!

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  35. Happy Birthday! We're a year apart and ions apart in writing talent! This poem made me laugh!

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  36. Happy Birthday and welcome to your 6th decade! glad you're not DOA!

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  37. Happy Birthday, belatedly. I am only 40 and already have saggy arms. sigh. Whatever. Inside I am 20...and I bet sometimes you feel that way, too.

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  38. Oh my! This is a hilarious poem and for sure one to be shared. Great "B" post, I so love it! lol

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  39. Happy Happy Birthday!!! Hope it was a supercalifragiliciuos type of a day!!!

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